when teachers are like “i’m not going to talk over you”
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations